About This Blog
Welcome to my blog. I'm Anne-Marie Nichols, a 40-something WAHM to Nathan, 6, and Lucie, 3. I've been married 12 years to their dad Paul, a scientist. When I'm not doing the mommy thing, I'm a freelance writer, and vice president of the board of directors for a Colorado public charter school. In my spare time I like to sleep, eat, read, and decorate cakes.
I created this online journal to share some entertaining and insightful stories from my own experiences as a writer, domestic engineer, and mom. I encourage you to share this blog with your friends, and hopefully it will spark some lively discussions on issues we can all relate to. Enjoy!
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Apr 17 2009
Sandwich time
Lucie's new food thing is sandwiches. Maybe it's because I make Nathan peanut butter sandwiches every day for lunch. Or it could be because Paul makes grilled ham and cheese or tuna fish sandwiches for himself and the kids as a special "daddy treat."
The problem I have with this is that she wants to make the sandwiches herself. Her combinations are interesting, like the bologna and ketchup sandwich. Usually they're quite normal -- honey and butter, cream cheese or raspberry preserves.
So what's the problem? Besides getting raspberry preserves all over the couch, she doesn't eat the sandwiches she makes. Well, maybe she'll eat half on a good day. Then she'll throw the rest away.
O.K. typical kid stuff, you say. Well, yes, but she's using up all the good bread. The yummy, high fiber, $3+ a loaf bread. My low Weight Watchers points bread!
Well, at least she's got good taste.
Apr 7 2009
Nerd invasion
Believe it or not, the kids still have a large cache of Halloween candy left. After all, 12 quarts of candy (I've been storing it in a large stock pot) takes a long time to eat.
Since I was getting tired of the pot sitting on top of the refrigerator, I decided to take it down and let the kids have a go at it. "Eat what you want and as much as you want," I told Nathan and Lucie. "Let's get rid of this candy before Santa shows up!"
A few hours later, the living room was covered in candy wrappers and the kids had crashed on the couch, barely able to move and a little green around the gills. Mission accomplished, I thought, until I discovered that I was ankle-deep in Nerds.
If you're not familiar with Nerds, they're little pebble-shaped candies. It seems like hundreds (OK, maybe dozens) of Nerds come in each little box. Well, Lucie must have had a great time pouring them into her teapot and teacups, because they were all over the first floor of our house.
I got out the vacuum cleaner and zoomed through the living room, the dining room and the kitchen, sucking up as many Nerds I could locate. Days later I'm still finding them -- in the hall, on the coffee table, and in the couch cushions.
I think I'll be sneaking downstairs and removing the rest of the Nerds from the candy pot before they multiply and take over the rest of the house.
Apr 3 2009
Berry patch antics
We have two large berry patches -- raspberries and blackberries -- in our yard. Fortunately we don't live in the mountains, or we'd have every bear in the neighborhood harvesting our berries.
But there's another critter that's always eating our berries. We call her The Berry Snatcher. She's pretty smart because she waits for Paul or Nana to pick the berries first. Grabbing handfuls of berries out of a bowl is much easier than picking them one by one. This way she avoids the bushes' prickly branches, too.
You can identify her by her stained face and hands. She runs around the yard growling, "I'm the berry snatcher! You can't catch me!"
I'd be tempted to call animal control, but I've found a better solution. I approach the feral being quickly and quietly with a wet washcloth. Wiping her mouth, I gently wrangle her inside for dinner.
Why, could that berry snatcher be my sweet little Lucie? Who knew? Just leave some berries for Mama Berry Snatcher. I like mine with cottage cheese or yogurt.
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